It’s like fine wine

It’s like fine wine; we tend to get better as we age.

 Or perhaps we simply feel better about our age with a lot of fine wine. 

 Happy birthday, darling.

 On this special day of yours,

 I would like to remind you to be good to the kids.

 Just remember, the older we get, the closer

 we are to them choosing our nursing home.

 Happy birthday, my darling.